Category Archives: Dog Blog Monday

Dog Blog Guide to Sun Care

Today it is 88° in the Chicago land area and Beau wants to remind you all to stay safe.  He offers these guidelines to enjoying the sun responsibly:

1.  Always wear sunscreen.  Protecting your skin is a big part of Beau’s maintenance routine.

2.  Don’t forget to protect your eyes.  Also good for looking stylish outdoors or like a douche indoors.

3. Find a good book and curl up on your comfy couch because it is just too damn hot out there.

This has been a Dog Blog Guide to Sun Care.  Tune in next week for “How to Survive a Baby Coming to Your House and Stealing all the Attention, also Trying to Poop on All Your Things.”


Dog Blog Monday #317

Since (which I pronounce “cents,” which is, apparently, wrong) I forgot it was Monday last week until, oh, I don’t know Wednesday or so, I am presenting a special dog blog three way!  (three photos that is… … wow.)

A friend sent me these adorable sock creatures for Sebastian and he loves them.  Turns out frog eyes are really good teethers.

If you love them, as I do, get your own here.  But they won’t be as cool as mine because your dog won’t wear them.

ps I don’t know who is more humiliated here, Beau or the frog…

Downward Facing Dog

I’m not quite sure this qualifies as yoga, but he does look very stoic…

ps – notice the high chair in the background!!

Dog Blog!

While I don’t know the exact details, I think it’ safe to say, he is going to wake up with one hell of a hangover.

PS – while those crookedy little bottom teeth may seem like an evolutionary dead end, I can tell you exactly what function they serve.  He uses them to pick out all the seams with surgical accuracy from any stuffed toy we give him in .053 seconds.  RIP every stuffed toy we have ever brought into our house.  Will prove damn useful during the stuffed animal zombie apocalypse of 2020 though.

Cheap-o Booze Hound

Am I allowed to explain the Busch Beer?  No?  Embarrassing.

Dog Blog 1972

This is why I want a holga:

Pretty sure this would be my life if Sebastian were born in 1972.  This is digital but it feels a little contrived.  I want a holga so I can get the real deal.

ps – jellybeans may have been involved in the making of this shot

Dog Blog Monday!

its a dog!  with a monkey!

It’s the amazing monkey dog!

(so i know i haven’t posted in awhile, so this next week, post-opolis!  I’m going to try to post every day at least a little, check back!)