Guess what momma found in a corner? no, not my sanity. or my pre-pregnancy bikini. I found a pair of the ginormous underwear the hospital gave me after Sebastian.
now a kinder person would perhaps have donated them to a large impoverished woman… or perhaps I could have used my expensive art degree to fashion a beautiful Christmas stocking, maybe embroider some hollies on that shit…
but would I do that and deprive the internets of my dogs humiliation? yet again? No, no I would not do that.
happy 2010. enjoy.