Things that I am legitimately afraid of

Thing #1 on my list right now: Pooping the bed while in labor.  Apparently this happens to like 95% of women.  And yet, you never hear about it.  It’s like this silent trauma that is endured by husbands and nurses and immediately blocked from everyone’s minds.  I mean I get it, birthing a baby is messy and all, but must it also be so humiliating?  And of course, Patrick’s response,

“Oh man, that would be awesome.  I’m totally tweeting it if you do.”

And this isn’t a direct reference, but I did laugh my ass off at It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s episode,“Who Pooped the Bed?” You’re welcome.

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2 responses to “Things that I am legitimately afraid of

  1. Oh geez. I never thought about that!

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