20 weeks! It was a landmark! I have a belly now, like a legit one, although not so legit that people are all handsy all over it. It’s still kind of a maybe just too much beer belly.
And what better way to celebrate than by objectifying other women’s bodies? No better way!
20 weeks preggers at a strip club, OBVIOUSLY!
ALSO at this appointment I got to find out whether we were having a boy or girl… but before I answer that question, can I just say, you would imagine that someone who chooses to take ultrasounds for a living, might actually like babies, or moms, or just, you know, people. rude. Moving on to the subject at hand, I’ll let you decipher this image:
This is what the nurse unceremoniously handed us. pre-circled.
BAM ladies and gents, its a boy!
Someone the other day was telling me that I shouldn’t plan 100% because it could always be a mistake, and I’m all, have you seen the photo? The boy was very cooperative too – a true exhibitionist. I just have no possible idea which side of the family he gets that from..
He’s all, “hey you, check out my junk with your sonar! I already know how to pee! It’s fun! But then I swallow it…” Gross, but true.
And this makes the whole thing worth it:
Notice the rays of light shining down from the heavens to light the boys face. yeah, he’s gonna be famous.