What is more boring than seeing preggers photos in front of a wall? So I present for your viewing pleasure, weeks 16-18 in a “A Vampyr Pregnancy.” Is that Robert Pattinson? It just may be kids, it just may be.
This is me 16 weeks pregnant in Forks, Washington. This photo was taken literally seconds before Edward decided that I smell way better than Bella and left her for me. We were all on a hiking trip and I had this new perfume…it smelled like blood… it’s kind of a long story.
- 16 weeks pregnant in Forks, Washington
Edward was all sparkles and “oh, I want to bite you, but I can’t, but I want to, but I can’t…” a little too much for my pregnancy hormones to deal with, so I hit the road to Bon Temps, Louisiana for a while. Here I am hanging out with my good friend Eric. He agrees that for a 17 week pregnant girl, I smell damn good. Also, he let me be bouncer at his club, Fangtasia, for a little while. Also, I would totally be Alexander Skarsgård’s.
Oh, and lest you thought for one second I forgot my favorite vampire-ish crew, I then went to Sunnydale, CA. Please pardon the baby bump in the photo, it kept getting in the way and Willow and was all, “Way to hog the spotlight, Summer’s baby.” And then I kicked Andrew in the face because seriously, is anyone more annoying than him?
oh and just so you know: