Reasons I am totally going to blog all the time again… reliably. Without quitting this time. For reals, guys:
1.) I am a bright shining star. I am pretty sure nobody else has ever been quite as witty and interesting as I am. And the internet could always use more narcissistic bloggers.
2.) I am pregnant, thus I am going to be a mommy! (although I will probably just go by mom. Mommy is a little weird) I have also noticed a shortage of witty mommy blogs on the internets.
3.) I do other interesting stuff, like work at a zoo with animals and at elementary schools with kids (kids whom I did not even birth through my soon to be gaping birth canal), who reliably do interesting and amusing things. I can tell you these anecdotes sometimes.
4.) I have opinions. Lots of them. About music and film and art and stuff. Sometimes I even listen to other people’s opinions and pretend to change my mind. Like for an example: My husband really likes Dave Matthews Band and I do not. Sometimes when he is listening, I stare into the distance and say hmm.. as if I am reconsidering, but I am not.
5.) I am real good at messing up photos on photoshop to illustrate my posts. Consider this a bonus.
6.) My husband is tired of listening to me talk.
7.) If lots of people read this blog, which they totally should, I can add advertising and stop trying to decide if there is a market for pregnant strippers, because let’s be honest, how else am I gonna pay for this kids college?
You Amaze me Summer. Take a Trip here and be my friend, i’ll watch your kid, he/she can join my chaos.