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		<title>Quotes</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sumbum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me: &#8230; Umm this is not what it looks like. ..Wait, does it look like someone pooped in the tub? Because then it is exactly what it looks like.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=537&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I am a delinquent!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I realize I have been a little delinquent in posting on this blog. I realized this particularly when someone I do not know posted on my blog asking if I am alright, which made me feel kind of amazing &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/i-am-a-delinquent/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=534&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Blog Guide to Sun Care</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/24/dog-blog-guide-to-sun-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 14:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dog Blog Monday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxer hound mix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brindle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog balance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dog Blog Guide to Sun Care]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today it is 88° in the Chicago land area and Beau wants to remind you all to stay safe.  He offers these guidelines to enjoying the sun responsibly: 1.  Always wear sunscreen.  Protecting your skin is a big part of &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/24/dog-blog-guide-to-sun-care/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=530&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Super Pooper Extraordinaire!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 18:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[7 month old baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sebastian]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby behavior]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being that I have worked in two different zoos, I find it somewhat disconcerting that this little goo&#8217;s diaper pail&#8230; is smelling more and more like the small mammal rooms.  I have refrained from provided pictorial proof (just barely) but &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/super-pooper-extraordinaire/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=526&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">mah name is bubba, and i'm fat, and my mommas fat and my daddys fat and even my dogs fat</media:title>
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		<title>Dog Blog Monday #317</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/17/dog-blog-monday-317/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 14:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[boxer hound mix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brindle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sock dog]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since (which I pronounce &#8220;cents,&#8221; which is, apparently, wrong) I forgot it was Monday last week until, oh, I don&#8217;t know Wednesday or so, I am presenting a special dog blog three way!  (three photos that is&#8230; &#8230; wow.) A &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/17/dog-blog-monday-317/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=520&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">going on an adventure</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">sock it to me?</media:title>
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		<title>question.</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 13:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[nicknames!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Malcolm X-tremely Cute]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Offensive nicknames for little ones.  particularly if they are white as wonder bread. <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/question/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=511&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Downward Facing Dog</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/downward-facing-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 02:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[best dog ever]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not quite sure this qualifies as yoga, but he does look very stoic&#8230; ps &#8211; notice the high chair in the background!!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=507&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 14:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I was at what is possibly the best place ever &#8211; a little shop in Naperville called Cookie Dough Creations &#8211; where you can eat raw cookie dough, and get this! you don&#8217;t even get salmonella! (totally &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/inanity/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=502&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The wisdom of future summer</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/the-wisdom-of-future-summer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Babies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How I wish this afternoon had gone: Self:  It would be a great idea to bounce Sebastian around on my shoulders for a while! Future Self:  Except then he might spit up aaaaaaaaaaaaall over your head. Self:  Good point.  Thanks, &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/the-wisdom-of-future-summer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=499&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Blog!</title>
		<link>http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/dog-blog-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I don&#8217;t know the exact details, I think it&#8217; safe to say, he is going to wake up with one hell of a hangover. PS &#8211; while those crookedy little bottom teeth may seem like an evolutionary dead end, &#8230; <a href="http://nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/dog-blog-4/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nothingeverhappenstome.wordpress.com&amp;blog=453400&amp;post=495&amp;subd=nothingeverhappenstome&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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